"Straight-line acceleration is probably the first aspect of automotive performance that any intelligent driver gets bored with."  Peter Gregg 

• Any day your Z is running strong is a good day
• Better is the enemy of good
• Be ready to drop $1000 at any time on your Z
• The more work you can do yourself, the happier you will be
• Buy a factory service manual, if you can find one
• Driving three hours one-way to a good Z mechanic is worth it
• Don't try to strip your Z down, lose weight instead
• A ten pound loss roughly gains one horsepower
• A temporal association does not prove cause and effect
• The best year Z made is the best shape Z you can find
• All Z's are haunted by gremlins
• When in doubt, use Search on TT.net
• You are driving a 10+ year old high-performance car, things will break
• Old timing belts have looked brand new, except for the spot where they were broken in two
• The car does not make the man, the man owns the car
• Do not unecessarily increase the number of moving parts 
• Reduce the number of moving parts whenever feasible
• Oil additives are temporary solutions at best 
• Don't take your Z too seriously, it's just a car. 
• Don't underestimate the pure pleasure of bone stock
• Wave at your fellow Z drivers (240-350 and Inifiniti G35)
• Don't get your undies in a bunch if a Z driver doesn't wave back
• The most important part of a house is the garage
• Keeping track of the cost of your mods is pointless
• You say knock, I say tick - a sound is worth a thousand words
• All ticks and knocks deserve a pull of the timing belt cover
• Boost jet size = spark plug gap (don't ask me why)
• A 50 HP gain deserves a .004" decrease in spark plug gap
• If your car hesitates or stumbles, first try different gas
• Fuel injector cc size roughly equals the engine HP the injectors can support
• Tires and exhaust were not meant to be pretty
• Buy a Dremel tool
• A clean engine is nice, a good running engine is better
• Toluene is good
• When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses before zebras
• These three things will make your turbos last forever:

• Pulling the engine is easier than changing the spark plugs (not really)
• Investigate, don't ignore, any new sound coming from your Z
• Flow through a pipe is inversely related to the FOURTH power of the radius
• Physics rules all
• Knowing what you don't know is harder than knowing what you do know
• See one, do one, teach one
• Those who can, do, those who cannot, teach 
• If you won't try then I must scry
• Caveat emptor, especially when buying on the Internet
• The problem with opinions on style is that not all style is opinion
• Resistance of a right angle bend in an exhaust pipe = 15 feet of straight pipe
• The left O2 sensor is 1/2 the price of the right, but the left fits both sides
• Don't swerve to miss any animal smaller than a miniature horse
• Around here, drivers side is left, passenger is right
• Get back to me when you know the difference between an A/F and A/R ratio
• Everything should be as simple as it is, but not simpler
• Not everything that can be counted counts
• Not everything that counts can be counted

The last three lines are quotes from Albert Einstein